I did a skit back in drama, where there are 2 couples and they fantasize on how they kill their spouses?

Towards the end of the skit, there is a 5th guy that walk in and he describes that he is going to kill his wife (all the ways that the 2 couple had mention they wanted to do) The last paragraph was something along the lines of I'll buy the next round and put some Patsy Cline.